"You know what really grinds my gears? Nobody's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like thirty years. Ya know? I mean, okay, ah, umm. Priest and a rabbi go, go onto the supermarket, and, uh, the priest wants to buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Ah, I can't eat it. It's forbidden." Couldn't eat it. Not allowed, pigs are like superheroes to them. Is it perfect? No, but I, I don't see you coming up with anything. And that people is what grinds my gears." - Peter Griffin

Monday, September 14, 2009

What really grinds my gears... the awkard silence.

You know when you'e having a conversation with someone and then for whatever reason the conversstion stalls and the people involved just stare at each other awkwardly... Yeah... Ummm... Uhhhh... Yeah....

Next time I'm in that kinda situation I'm gonna give us something to be awkwardly silent about... I'm simply just gonna fart! You wanna be silent, well I'm gonna break that silence.


And that my friends is what's grinding my gears!

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