"You know what really grinds my gears? Nobody's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like thirty years. Ya know? I mean, okay, ah, umm. Priest and a rabbi go, go onto the supermarket, and, uh, the priest wants to buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Ah, I can't eat it. It's forbidden." Couldn't eat it. Not allowed, pigs are like superheroes to them. Is it perfect? No, but I, I don't see you coming up with anything. And that people is what grinds my gears." - Peter Griffin

Monday, October 6, 2008

You know what really grinds my gears...

So I'm going to start this bitch off with an explanation of what this blog is all about. You may notice that I grabbed the title of the blog from Family Guy's Peter Griffin. If you don't know what I'm talking about then this might not be the blog for you. But to refresh the memory of those who do know, he had a segment on his local news station called What Really Grinds My Gears W/ Peter Griffin. Wherein he puts on air all his gripes, rants and raves with no opener, no body and no conclusion. Just a no bullshit talk about what's getting on his nerves and what he hates. I've got a lot on my mind and a lot of gripes with society, politics, religion, television, sports, and various other topics. Now it's my turn. Let the hilarity ensue!

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