I hate how the east coast thinks that it's better than the West Coast AKA the best coast! I hate how they walk around thinking that they're better than us. Just because they are 3 hours ahead of us. Who cares? Not I. I bet those smug bastards wake up in the morning and say, "I'm so glad I get to see the sun before those west coast bums." All I have to say to that is... when you bums are sleeping at 2am in the morning I'm still up partying or playing XBOX360 cause it's only 11pm here. So, HAH!
Another thing that I can't stand is eastern time. More specifically, EST time. You know when you watch T.V. and they tell you a show is coming on at say 8pm EST. It's like they assume that everyone watching T.V. is living on the east coast. And if you don't live on the east coast then you will have to figure it all out yourself. How hard is it to say 8pm EST, 5pm PAC. This get on my nerves cause I hate having to wake up on Sunday morning at 9am to watch some football. Now I know your saying to yourself, 'But football games don't start til 10:15am.' But I like to get up and watch the pregame shows to see what's going on around the league. Now you might think that this is not important, but it is. I have to know what's going on around the league so that I can set my Fantasy Football teams accordingly. I think it's ridiculous that everything is set up in accordance with the east coast.
As long as I'm speaking on sports, I cant stand the east coast bias in regards to sports. Me personally, I can care less about the New York Yankees and Mets, Boston Red Sox and New England Patriots. But whenever the smallest thing occurs with one of these teams its blown up into the biggest extravaganza in sports. The Yankees and Mets didn't even make the playoffs and the Red Sox can just suck my balls. I don't even want to get started on the Patriots. Suffice it to say that they, as a team and organization are cheaters. Yet, these teams are always on ESPN and are talked about constantly on other various sports programs, websites and magazines. Why? I believe it's because of an east coast sports bias.
Lastly, Why is the nations capitol, federal reserve bank, Wall Street and the White House on the east coast? It's almost like they are saying that the government is more willing to take care of the east by having all of these important locations in Washington D.C. I personally think that the nations capitol should be in the direct center of this country. To better serve this fine country, that I love, the nations capitol should be located in Kansas. Yes, Kansas.
And that my friends is whats grinding my gears.
"You know what really grinds my gears? Nobody's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like thirty years. Ya know? I mean, okay, ah, umm. Priest and a rabbi go, go onto the supermarket, and, uh, the priest wants to buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Ah, I can't eat it. It's forbidden." Couldn't eat it. Not allowed, pigs are like superheroes to them. Is it perfect? No, but I, I don't see you coming up with anything. And that people is what grinds my gears." - Peter Griffin
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